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What Needs To Happen In Iran

Having literally exhausted every effort to convince Iranian leadership to bow down before the American Empire and behave like a normal country, the Iranian leadership, whoever that happens to be, is clearly not interested in playing along.

Meanwhile, like a constipated person who just can’t figure out a way to take a large shit, the rest of the world is in a real quagmire. And until something happens, all we can do is stay by the bathroom door and wait until we get a sign of something that shows movement in the right direction.

The elixir, I believe, to loosen the bowels of the ruling Mullahs and the IRGC, who insist on holding it in, is to blow a huge hole in their rectum and let the pieces fall where they may.

He who hath an ear, let him hear he truth: Iran is a 7th Century country playing by medieval rules of conquest, and the rest of the planet would really like to move on.

I would also add that as long as a country like Iran exists, we can never truly say we are a civilized planet.

Now I get that many of my faithful brethren are up in arms about Trump and he starting this cramming of solid waste down the throats of the Mullahs, but they deserved it, and having not yet realized the might of the great Empire, dare I say, Trumpian empire, is the fact that we could any moment bomb the shit out of Iran until there is nothing left of it, and no one would care.

Oh, they might get some sympathies from the finance partners in the UK, or France, but secretly, almost every nation except China and Russia, could care less about them. We saw this in Venezuela, where a government was removed and no one shed a tear, not even Argentina, which is famous for them.

The reason is because the days of really bad actors dressed up as global leaders are over. The transformation in many Middle Eastern countries is proof that financial strength is the answer, not authoritative religions who tell people what to wear, or when to pray, or countries that make people eat sawdust and celebrate Christmas in August just to make everyone happy.

The world is one big corrupted peace of shit, to be true, and if you need evidence just scroll X for about 15 minutes, or worse, TikTok; the entire rules-based order is one catastrophic pile of doo-doo and we all know it. But the quality of life, while far from perfect, is shown by the sheer number of millionaires produced every year. Iran is the stone age considering it was a much more progressive country up until 1979.

In my next article I will tell you how upset God must be right now at how we treate the world of his son’s former estate, but let’s just say no one is innocent at this point, and if Iran gets blown to smithereens, they can’t say we didn’t warn them, and no one will shed a tear.

Memo to Rubio: drop leaflets telling the Iranian people to run like its the days of Sodom and Gomorrah, and head for the Eastern plateaus while there is still time. Tehran is about to feel the love of 15,000 bunker-busting bombs right up their culos. And when that happens, oil will be flowing again, fertilizer, medicine, and everything will flow, and the world can get back to normal.

Relief is good.

Iran has no right to hold the world hostage, and it is exactly why they can never have a nuclear bomb. They are proving to everyone our suspicions of what they woudl do if they had one. The Iranian Regime has terrorized its people and the region for 40 years, they oppress women, kills Jews, Christians, homosexuals and other minorities who deserve to live with dignity just like in other countries. The Iranian people deserve (fair) rule of law, human rights, freedom to exist, to mingle with the rest of humanity.

If Congress says it needs a justification for war, look deep inside your soul and ask yourself do the Iranian people deserve the same kind of life as you?

Of course they do.

I still can’t get over the fact Afghanistan is being run by basically the same kind of religious nuts, and by that I mean people who use religion to oppress, and who cause enormous pain and suffering through tyranny. But it was not without effort that we did try to bring law and order to the region, but it failed because the people of Afghanistan weren’t ready to say goodbye to 678 AD.

I believe the people in Iran are ready to overthrow their government, and I believe if the CIA would simply do its fucking job like they do in every other country where they sponsor coups, this could all be over in weeks - and life would go on.

To Trump, I say this is your last term. Make it count. Make history. You have given Iran enough time, and they are still playing with you. Bomb the shit out of them, and then let’s bring the boys back home, just like Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

Sometimes in order to clean up the mess you have to make a mess.

These are not the thoughts of a mad man. Quite the contrary. My ideas are based on history, and sometimes you need a Godzilla in order to take down a Rodan.